Nothing gets my engine cranking like beating a geriatric in a foot race. Continue reading

A list of the robot children I’ve loved and lost. Continue reading

I signed up for a taxidermy class to see what kind of weirdos sign up for a taxidermy class. Continue reading

I drive my own car. I bought my own house. I lance my own boil. Continue reading

 This is an excerpt from the book “I Have No Business Being Here” – available now. Read the whole collection here. A month after my dad died, I realized something. I didn’t feel any better. When it first happened, my… Continue reading

 This is an excerpt from the book “I Have No Business Being Here” – available now. Read the whole collection here. You can never miss someone all at once. Maybe that’s better so we don’t die of broken hearts. I… Continue reading

 This is an excerpt from the book “I Have No Business Being Here” – available now. Read the whole collection here. When my dad died and we started to receive such a lovely outpouring of support, I told a friend… Continue reading

 This is an excerpt from the book “I Have No Business Being Here” – available now. Read the whole collection here. Likely at some point in your life, you will lose a parent. Whether you’re 18, 28, 38, or 68… Continue reading