This week’s question is from Julia via the form. I am answering it because it made me laugh. I hope it is based on a real experience.Julia asks:Hypothetically, if you attended a Stars or Mavs game and at the end of the night stowed away in one of the large empty drawers in the merch … Continue reading Legal Question: What is in Those Drawers?
We just wrapped up our seven-city, eight-show tour performing Sinisterhood live for fans and friends across five states. If you made it to a show, thank you so much! It was great to see all your lovely faces. If not, good news – we’re releasing the episodes on the feed, and we put up some behind-the-scenes video … Continue reading All the Things I Forgot About Traveling
This weekend, I had the pleasure of performing a story live at The Comedy Arena. If you happened to miss the event, no worries. The text of what I performed (for the most part) is below. Some of it was improvised in the moment because that’s just how my brain works. I didn’t record the … Continue reading Miles and Miles
It’s that time of year again. September 14, 2017 is the day my dad died. The days up until that day are harder than other days in the year. It’s also kind of weird timing this year because Christie and I are headed off to start our tour ON September 14. I’ll be on a … Continue reading Lost and Found
This week’s question is from Haley via the form. Haley asks:After listening to the Sinisterhood episodes on Kristin Smart, I couldn't stop thinking about this. What if you submit your DNA to a private company, and it happens to solve a case, are they required to notify you? Are there even laws or regulations for these types of … Continue reading Legal Question: How Private is Your DNA in the Cloud?
The most cosmopolitan friend I have is my former coworker, Meagan. When I recently texted her the link to a Louis Vuitton Neverfull with hot pinking lining at 1AM, asking, “Is this cute or tacky? I am too influenced by Lisa Vanderpump,” she replied thoughtfully the next day. “It’s not tacky, but it’s v basic,” … Continue reading Gold Standard Girlfriend
One of the best parts about working for myself is doing things at off-hours. Going to the grocery store, for instance, is much less stressful during the day when you’re only there with stay-at-home parents, retired folks, and Instacart shoppers. In that relaxed state, not having to rush around the after-fivers in their rolled-up button-downs … Continue reading Fire Sale on a Life Well Lived
This week’s question is from Kelly via the form. Kelly asks:In the 2nd episode of the Girardis, you discuss how items up to a certain value do/don’t get repossessed. This made me think of Schitt’s Creek. The Roses (mostly Moira) were still in possession of many designer clothes and jewelry that I would imagine would be … Continue reading Legal Question: Repossessing the Roses
As I sat with my former seventh-grade English teacher turned grown-up friend, Kay, at brunch the other day, we bonded over our shared disdain for a man at a table just adjacent to us. He was bald, maybe 50, wearing a navy polo shirt with some embroidery on the chest. We were at Café Brazil, … Continue reading Brain Matter
I had a kidney stone last summer. I’m ok now! There are many possible causes of kidney stones, but I can already tell you what caused mine: the pandemic.Seriously, I blame COVID. I used to drink off-brand La Croix from the grocery store called Soleil. Then the pandemic hit, and I refused to go to … Continue reading Live Tweeting My Kidney Stone
Heather vs. the World 