This is a six-part series about my time aboard CrimeWave at Sea 2025. If you want to join us on CrimeWave at Sea 2027, book your cabin now at crimewaveatsea.com/sinister or use SINISTER at checkout. BEYOND THE WAVES Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2025 - 12:22 PM This morning, I got up early to grab breakfast at … Continue reading Perpetual Motion: Day 3

This is a six-part series about my time aboard CrimeWave at Sea 2025. If you want to join us on CrimeWave at Sea 2027, book your cabin now at crimewaveatsea.com/sinister or use SINISTER at checkout. MY BAD MOUTH “Never say never.” -Justin Bieber At a fortieth birthday party with a group of my law school … Continue reading Perpetual Motion: Day 0

The other night after dinner, Paris and I drove to the West End to Cannon Bakery. They have the best desserts, including GF options. After we got our cookies and Basque cheesecake, we decided to walk around a bit. Our first real date was in West End so we have a soft spot for the … Continue reading The Milkshake Prophecy

For the first time in probably a decade, I hear the opening guitar riff of Will Smith’s 2002 hit song “Black Suits Comin’ (Nod Ya Head),” the theme song for the film Men in Black II. It should be noted that I am not watching Men in Black II as I am hearing this. I … Continue reading I Went to the Prison-Themed Parking Lot Circus So You Don’t Have To

I just saw the Yayoi Kusama exhibit at the Dallas Museum of Art. It’s the pumpkins in the mirror box, speaking plainly. The entryway outside the exhibit had the artist’s statement printed on the wall. She has been making these jazzy pumpkins for a while, inspired by what she called “the dignity of such pumpkins … Continue reading Infinite Brandons