(TW / CW / Idk exactly what these mean, but I know you put them at the beginning of a thing to warn people about upsetting stuff: eating disorders and exercise as self-harm.)I started running initially because I hated myself. That sounds dramatic, but it’s true. I was around 15 years old, the summer between … Continue reading Run-ishment
Legal Question: Can You Sue Yourself?
This week’s question comes from Cara:“This question was inspired by a line in your Santa Clause analysis...can you sue yourself? Is it legally possible? And if so, why might someone do it?”Great question, Cara. This is one of those technicality-type questions. The short answer is yes. It’s kind of like that Spiderman meme: It is legally possible … Continue reading Legal Question: Can You Sue Yourself?
The Burden of Knowing How the Story Ends
Books are one of my favorite ways to cope with isolation, grief, stress, anxiety... you know, all the feelings that have been going on for nearly a year now and very much intensified this past week. My favorite genre is non-fiction/memoir, and my favorite writers are folks like Mary Karr, David Sedaris, and Samantha Irby. … Continue reading The Burden of Knowing How the Story Ends
Legal Question: Consecutive versus Concurrent Sentencing
These two great questions are related to one another and tie into the first week’s letter, so let’s tackle them both at once.Nikki L. asks: “Hi Heather! What’s the difference between concurrent and consecutive sentences? Thank you! PS- I also agree that BSB is the greatest band of all time.”That is correct, Nikki, BSB is the … Continue reading Legal Question: Consecutive versus Concurrent Sentencing
New Year’s Loose Guidelines
Well, the calendar changed over to a new year, and yet things remain somewhat the same for us all. Back in 2020, I finally broke my annual January 1st tradition of years past where I would set incredibly unrealistic goals for myself. Some examples: Lose 100 pounds, run 2000 miles, invent a new slang word … Continue reading New Year’s Loose Guidelines
Legal Question: The Case of Snoop and the Stolen Gin & Juice
This question comes from Aaron:“In the song Gin and Juice, Snoop Dogg claims that ‘I got me some Seagram's Gin, everybody got their cups but they ain’t chipped in.’ What steps would he have to take and what would be his burden of proof in order to recoup his money from them in court?”Excellent question, … Continue reading Legal Question: The Case of Snoop and the Stolen Gin & Juice
Gifts
This year, I got Paris a ladder for Christmas. I also got him some running clothes, but my big purchase - you know the one you get excited for them to open - was the ladder.The ladder we already had was originally found in an old garage where I once lived. It is wooden, admittedly … Continue reading Gifts
Legal Question: Kevin McAllister: Attempted Murderer or Hero?
This question comes from LeeAnn via direct message.“Would Kevin on ‘Home Alone’ get in legal trouble for setting all those booby traps? Or would he be let go with self-defense? Aren’t you allowed to protect your house? Can you also find out how his dad paid for a whole fucking family to go on that … Continue reading Legal Question: Kevin McAllister: Attempted Murderer or Hero?
Postal Service
One of my biweekly rituals is to walk to the local post office and deposit envelopes containing stickers for Sinisterhood Patreon subscribers into the blue metal mailbox that sits out in the parking lot. I also go inside and check our P.O. box. I don’t mind doing either of these things because it makes me feel grateful … Continue reading Postal Service
Legal Question: Enforceability of the Santa Clause
This question comes from Jamie via the submission form."Is the Santa Clause legally enforceable? What steps could Tim Allen's character have taken if he wanted to contest the spirit of Christmas?"Great question, Jamie. First, I want you to know I love you very much because I re-watched The Santa Clause in preparation of your question. That being … Continue reading Legal Question: Enforceability of the Santa Clause
Heather vs. the World 