This question comes from Jamie via the submission form. “Is the Santa Clause legally enforceable? What steps could Tim Allen’s character have taken if he wanted to contest the spirit of Christmas?” Great question, Jamie. First, I want you to know I love you very much because I re-watched The Santa Clause in preparation of your question. […]
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Going Home
I went home to visit my mom for her birthday last weekend. As I drove down the street toward my childhood home, I noticed how different the neighborhood looked. None of the houses have been torn down. No buildings have been put up in their place. It was different because all the cars have changed. […]
Read MoreLegal Question: Back-to-Back Life Sentences
This question comes from Jackie B. via my Instagram DMs. “Hi Heather! I was watching Forensic Files, and I thought of a random question. What’s the difference between one life sentence versus two or three? If you’re already serving a life sentence, does it make a big difference if you serve more than one? I […]
Read MoreStarting New Stuff
I write stuff all the time and put it all over the place. Blogs, Facebook, Twitter, Medium, and notes for the podcast. Plus my Morning Pages which no one even reads. The other day, I asked myself, Why do I write? Who is this for? Why do we do any creative endeavor? Because we feel compelled to. Plus, at least for me, […]
Read MoreI Drank 10 Pumpkin Spice Lattes in One Day and Here’s What Happened
I have ascended and reached my final form.
Read MoreThe Top 10 Characters That I Was Irrationally Afraid of as a Child and Who I Am Still Afraid of Today
Maybe I was a big ‘scaredy cat or just MAYBE these should not have been presented as shows for CHILDREN!
Read MoreGripes of Wrath
Everyone wants to complain, and the internet makes it pretty easy to do.
Read MorePractical Uses
I went to the gun show. Why does everyone love Tombstone so much!??
Read MoreRun
Nothing gets my engine cranking like beating a geriatric in a foot race.
Read MoreOh Baby
A list of the robot children I’ve loved and lost.
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