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Won’t You Be My Helper?

February 21, 2021 Heather McKinney

This week, amidst the Texas freeze, I found myself crouched in front of my house in the snow with my brother-in-law, Aaron, absolutely vexed by my water meter cover. It’s a circle of metal, about the size of a personal pan pizza, and can be removed with an aptly named “water meter box key” which […]

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Heather

Heather

"Bigfoot understood that there are two types of people in the world: those who do what they say they're going to do — and everyone else."

-Anthony Bourdain

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Music: Noah Kahan
Television: The Dick Van Dyke Show
Movies: The Blues Brothers
Heroes: Emma Goldman

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Status: Married
Sexuality: Cast Iron Pansexual
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Occupation: Acorn-juggling possum
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