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Starting New Stuff
I write stuff all the time and put it all over the place. Blogs, Facebook, Twitter, Medium, and notes for the podcast. Plus my Morning Pages which no one even reads. The other day, I asked myself, Why do I write? Who is this for? Why do… Continue reading
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I Drank 10 Pumpkin Spice Lattes in One Day and Here’s What Happened
I have ascended and reached my final form. Continue reading
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The Top 10 Characters That I Was Irrationally Afraid of as a Child and Who I Am Still Afraid of Today
Maybe I was a big ‘scaredy cat or just MAYBE these should not have been presented as shows for CHILDREN! Continue reading
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Practical Uses
I went to the gun show. Why does everyone love Tombstone so much!?? Continue reading
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Run
Nothing gets my engine cranking like beating a geriatric in a foot race. Continue reading
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Oh Baby
A list of the robot children I’ve loved and lost. Continue reading
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Rats
I signed up for a taxidermy class to see what kind of weirdos sign up for a taxidermy class. Continue reading
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Home Remedy
I drive my own car. I bought my own house. I lance my own boil. Continue reading
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Variations in the Measure of Time
This is an excerpt from the book “I Have No Business Being Here” – available now. Read the whole collection here. A month after my dad died, I realized something. I didn’t feel any better. When it first happened, my… Continue reading
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Counting the Days It Rains
This is an excerpt from the book “I Have No Business Being Here” – available now. Read the whole collection here. You can never miss someone all at once. Maybe that’s better so we don’t die of broken hearts. I… Continue reading
Heather versus the World 