When we were little, my sister, Shannon, told me that she knew Santa was real. She had seen Rudolph in real life, so it stood to reason that if Rudolph was real then Santa was, too. I believed her, of course. I was only about five, which would make her about ten. That meant she … Continue reading The Night I Met Santa
This year, I got Paris a ladder for Christmas. I also got him some running clothes, but my big purchase - you know the one you get excited for them to open - was the ladder.The ladder we already had was originally found in an old garage where I once lived. It is wooden, admittedly … Continue reading Gifts
This question comes from LeeAnn via direct message.“Would Kevin on ‘Home Alone’ get in legal trouble for setting all those booby traps? Or would he be let go with self-defense? Aren’t you allowed to protect your house? Can you also find out how his dad paid for a whole fucking family to go on that … Continue reading Legal Question: Kevin McAllister: Attempted Murderer or Hero?
Heather vs. the World 